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Topic Started: Oct 9 2010, 01:33 PM (668 Views)
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Geoff Horsfield
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Mine is from Plato:
"Someday, in the distant future, our grandchildren's grandchildren will develop a new equivalent of our classrooms. They will spend many hours in front of boxes with fires glowing within. May they have the wisdom to know the difference between light and knowledge."


I think that is an incredible and stunning comment, from 2400 years ago. Easily proved with TV and computers today.

Any others? Einstein came up with a good many crackers, for one pundit
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Martin Taylor
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Thanks for all the fish
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Jeff Hall
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time.


Abraham Lincoln, (attributed)
16th president of US (1809 - 1865)
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Mikael Forssell
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I have nothing to declare but my Genius

Oscar Wilde coming through customs

"I ONLY TAKE A DRINK ON TWO OCCASIONS: WHEN I'M THIRSTY AND WHEN I'M NOT." The Great Brendan Behan
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Alex Govan
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Mrs T made the best ever quote, when we first got it together she said "don't worry darling size isn't eveything" :whistle:
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George Burns on old age.

'When I was a boy, the dead sea was only sick'.
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Mikael Forssell
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Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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Bob Latchford
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"A lot of Christians wear crosses. You think that if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a cross?"

- Bill Hicks
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Mikael Forssell
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ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country, JFK

everyman who ever fought a war thought that god was on his side, sometimes god must wonder who is on his side.

and for me one of the greatest,
when you go home tell them of us and say, for their tomorrow we gave our today.
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Bob Hatton
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"When you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall"

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" i carry this whisky with me and only drink it when i see a snake - in this bag i fortunately have a snake!"

or words to that effect, oscar wilde or mark twain
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Malcom Page
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We owe respect to the living;
To the dead we owe only truth.

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tarrantini
Oct 10 2010, 09:51 AM
"When you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall"

:applause: That made me laugh.
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Bob Latchford
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round em up, put em in a hole ,and bomb the *******'s

kenny everet 1980's
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Mikael Forssell
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baron von bluenose
Oct 10 2010, 02:34 PM
round em up, put em in a hole ,and bomb the *******'s

kenny everet 1980's

Anyone with a Red Door
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proccy_blues
Oct 10 2010, 11:28 AM
" i carry this whisky with me and only drink it when i see a snake - in this bag i fortunately have a snake!"

or words to that effect, oscar wilde or mark twain

Another classic fom Oscar Wilde. "I can resist anything except temptation"
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Willie
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Written on Spike milligans head stone


"Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite" or "I told you i was ill"

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Mikael Forssell
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx
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"There's only two ways to fail...by giving up, or dying...and you aint giving up"

my coach
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On Spike Milligan's headstone

"I told you I was ill"

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Jeff Hall
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Wiilie's just said that. ;)
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Jose Dominguez
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When an irate Lady said to Winston Churchill
" If you was my husband, i'd poison your coffee"
Churchill replied.
"Madam, if you was my wife, i'd drink it."

It may have been the same Lady that said,
" Churchill, your'e drunk !!! "
To which he replied
"Madam, your'e ugly, but in the morning i'll be sober"

W.C.Fields
someone asked him if he would like some water in his whisky
he replied
" idon't drink water cos fish f*** in it
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Geoff Horsfield
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Oct 10 2010, 07:22 PM
Wiilie's just said that. ;)

I didn't freaking know that did I - satellite delay !!
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I saw this on a toilet all once " he laughs last ........ Don't get the joke".

And from mark lawrenson a few years ago.

" you can tell the good keepers ..... Their the ones who make the saves. "
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Bluemoon
Oct 10 2010, 07:27 PM
Blacksmith
Oct 10 2010, 07:22 PM
Wiilie's just said that.  ;)

I didn't freaking know that did I - satellite delay !!

Don't you worry, it's still a good quote **thumbup
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